Hit me with a brick please sir

If you would

It's mighty uncomfortable, 

If I'm being candid…

And it doesn't feel great on my head.

But it's 1000x better

Than the fear you've been force feeding me

That has seeped into the nooks and the crannies

I've been scraping the jar for years, 

Trying to get the last of it out…

But it is sticky as all hell.

So please sir,

If you would,

Just stick to the brick for a while.